◆Hypercalcemia (stones, bones, abd groans, psychic moans)
•Causes: primary HPT (most common outpatient), malignancy (most common inpatient), vitamin D toxicity, sarcoid, milk-alkali, thiazides, immobilization, MEN syndromes
•Treatment: IV NS + calcitonin (rapid) + bisphosphonate (durable, e.g., zoledronic acid); steroids for vitamin D-mediated
◆Hypocalcemia
•Chvostek (facial twitch with tap) and Trousseau (carpal spasm with BP cuff) signs